Gilded Pendulum

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Welcome To The Best Kept Secret In The Industry…

The vast majority of businesses get ripped off on tech by clever salesman to get the highest commission.

The bigger your business, the more you’re preyed upon.

A handful of companies actually value your business. The rest just use their name recognition and offer you overpriced garbage with their logo slapped on it. I’m sure you can think of a few right now.

Buying a phone system is a big decision, and for many it can be a scary one. And rightfully so.

Let’s talk about how the other guys get your money for a moment. These are the secrets the industry doesn’t tell you.

Businesses looking for a tech solution are walking through a mine field, and the mines don’t usually explode until AFTER you sign an agreement or contract. Often times your bill changes, your tech support is inept, or you can’t cancel service.

You’re often told to buy a bunch of junk you don’t even need or the guy selling it to you loses his job. This is how the industry works. Most salesman at these companies are usually gone after 2 years because the quotas are impossible to meet.

It’s also a numbers game, and you’re only told about what makes them the highest commission and bonuses on new service. Not what’s best for you. Period.

Sound familiar? They also charge you for installation and any network equipment, on top of what you’d already be paying monthly.

Do you really want to pay for each phone, install everything yourself, and be stuck with overseas support, language barriers, and “techs” who didn’t even build your network? Because that’s 98% of every phone solution out there.

You learn all of this AFTER it’s already too late.

When you pay for an extravagant phone system, why are you expected to install it yourself? Everyone in the industry makes you do this unless you pay around $350-$1000+ dollars for installation. Why?

Perhaps you’ve chosen to just use your local internet provider for your phone service. Many of them do….BUT

These are nothing but overpriced starter systems. They’re party favors. Do you want actual collaboration tools? Those are an extra fee (a large one - per line).

These systems are always behind the curve and give you a bare bones experience, usually with zero redundancy.

If the data center goes down, so do your phones.

You will absolutely be nickel and dimed for features. That’s how they make their money. The necessities are always extra.

This is a ripoff. They depend on you not knowing any better in order to sell it. Welcome to telecom.

Add to that, the big guys you’ve already heard of will pay us 7x spiffs and bonuses (sometimes more) to sell you their products, yet we still don’t do it. Why? Because they’ll make your life miserable while overcharging you for the privilege.

Overcharging, overbilling, bad customer service, bad tech support, fluctuating monthly bills, the list goes on and on.

It’s just bad business so we don’t do it. But enough of the bad stuff, let’s discuss the silver lining.

Now for the good news!

Wouldn’t you rather just get free phones with all the features, free installation, free network equipment, and a free consultation with things like video and SMS texting already included?

Numerous clients already have, which is why this is our best selling solution 3 years in a row!

You’ll receive brand new, cutting edge, industry standard phones from the best manufacturers in the industry- Polycom and Yealink.

These Are Now The Corporate Standard

Gilded Pendulum can sell from our portfolio of hundreds of different telecoms at any time, yet we only offer a handful of them to our clients because so few actually deliver on their promises.

The one I’m mentioning today is our best selling solution with the highest customer satisfaction year to date.

You’re not going to find it in a typical google search, nor will you see it on a random billboard because their competitors outspend them on advertising.

It’s a diamond in the rough.

The company that offers this deal depends less on advertising and relies more on strategic service providers (that’s us) to introduce new clients.

You’ll be assigned your own project manager immediately to facilitate the entire process. You will also receive top tier support from the very beginning, right here in the U.S. No after-hours outsourcing overseas.

After 5pm, most other companies just route your call to the Philippines or India.

They do this because it’s cheap but gives you a poor experience when you need help the most.

We refuse to operate that way.

The same engineers that built out your phone network will be the ones supporting it afterward. This is vital. The majority of other companies do NOT offer this.

You’ll also have multiple data centers around the country to keep your system working in case one happens to go down.

You can even route your business calls to your smartphone without giving away your personal number if you’re out of the office. Never miss a call again!

You’ll receive every feature on offer, all included for one low price. The only pre-requisite for this deal is you need to have a minimum of 4 lines.

Heard enough? Want to fire your phone company? Click the button below:

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Need more information? Features? Benefits? Free Stuff? Keep reading:

A perfect solution for these industries:

  • Automotive

  • Insurance

  • Healthcare

  • Legal

  • Real Estate

  • Government

  • Retail & Restaurant

  • Non-Profit

And compliance within those regulated entities that require it, like HIPAA for healthcare or PCI compliance is already maintained.

This is a solution that will be customized and tailor made for your business.

Here’s just some of what you’ll get:

This even works if you have remote staff working locally or all over the world. If international, we can give them a US number so you don’t incur insane charges on your bill.

We can also defer billing for up to 90 days if you’d like to make the switch a few months before your current contract expires. You can use your new system and equipment while paying off your old contract agreement at no penalty.

Numerous existing clients already bought this deal and some have saved tens of thousands a year on billing!

A recent client saved an incredible $12,000 a year!

If we didn’t provide value to the marketplace, we wouldn’t be here:

Dominic assisted me with a complete update of my office telephone system. The project went smooth as silk, with almost zero down time, and the system he installed was far superior to what I had in the past with more features than I will ever use! On top of all of that, he was able to cut my monthly telecommunication costs in half!

I highly recommend Dominic whenever I have the opportunity, and couldn’t be more pleased, not only with my new system, but the service after the fact has been stellar!! When I have needed his assistance he has been readily available, and has personally assisted me. Again, I cannot say enough good things about Dominic and Gilded Pendulum.
— Mark McGhie (Chermac Builders)

Lastly, we’re so confident in this particular solution provider, that we’re completely waving our consultation fee to make you a client. We don’t do this for anything else we consult on, ever. The process is just that streamlined and simple.

Here’s why this deal blows all the others out of the water, nobody else comes close:

  1. Free Consultation

  2. Free Phones

  3. Free Installation - (nobody else even offers this)

  4. Free Network Hardware (to separate your voice network from regular internet traffic- this costs extra with everyone else)

  5. Included SMS and Video Collaboration

  6. Included Project Manager (facilitates porting numbers, phone configurations, and install)

  7. Every Phone Feature Available

  8. Remote Worker Capable

  9. Deferred billing up to 90 days

  10. 24/7/365 US based tech support

And the price will blow your mind, especially if you’re with one of the big guys.

We can deploy this nationwide, but are only advertising this to a select few areas. If you’re reading this, you’re part of that area.

The future is very murky right now, and the last thing you need to worry about is whether your phone system is going to work or whether your customers can reach you. This even works with emergency services!

All you need is internet access and your business can take advantage of this. If not, we can help you with that as well.

Every client we have on this system goes silent. We never hear from them because they simply never have problems.

Either way, these savings and bonuses don’t last forever, they never do. (Have you ever seen a deal like this before?) Once these companies grow a significant customer base, they scale back their incentives drastically.

BONUS: To thank you for reading this far, Dominic, the owner of Gilded Pendulum, is going to include his e-book “Crypto Four Eleven” free of charge! Just mention you’d like to receive it on the next page.

That’s right, on top of all the other freebies and bonuses we’ve included on this deal, we’re going to include our owner’s own book about digital assets free of charge for those who take action today.

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Create generational wealth for your family when you learn about mining, staking, and liquidity pools and get paid for simply “securing the network” and much more!

Click the button below to get started and we’ll have an estimate to you within 24 hours. We’ve removed all obstacles and are rewarding you for taking action while possibly saving you thousands of dollars a year! Nothing to lose and everything to gain.

**Note: This Deal Is For Businesses Only!

**You are NOT agreeing to any services, nor will you be harassed by any sales agents during or after the process

 
 

The Gilded mainframe became self-aware on 11.11.13 at 10:56pm EST.